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[angeloffriyay]

"You've reached Anael. Sadly, I'm not able to pick up the phone right now,
but please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
If you want to meet in person, please join me for 'Pray with Sister Jo'.
I'm looking forward to seeing you there." [BEEEEEP]

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[mulletrock]

Unless you've got a better offer. I figure we can help each other out. You set the terms and conditions and I oblige.

[angeloffriyay]

Better than little ol' me? Hardly.

We can. Doesn't have to be more than that.

Seeing as I have no experience in these things, I feel like we should discuss those conditions.

Are you opposed to me coming to live with you?

[mulletrock]

No, I mean a better offer than me. We both know you like it a whole lot more flashy than yours truly.

Yeah, sure. You start with the necessities and I'll try to fill in the blanks.

No, but be forewarned it's not the Hilton.

[angeloffriyay]

Oh, you come with a letter of reccomendation. So I will just let my usual standards lay by the wayside for now. Lucky you. :>

Mhhh. Okay. Well then. Let's see.
- I will come and live with you because the Down is crusty
- You will not expect any sexual relations
- You will allow me to work. At Elle Woods' spa and at the clinic Dr McCoy works at in the Down

I will try to think of something else. What do you want to add?

I don't need the Hilton. I need a place to store my things, once I acquire some pretty clothes and shoes. I don't sleep, I don't eat. So I technically will not be needing a bed but ... a room would be nice. To have a place to be instead of just walking around. Especially with that curfew in place.
Does that sound agreeable to you?

[mulletrock]

Those all sound good to me.

- The apartment is what is if you try to modify it, it's on you and yours
- If you're spending the night somewhere else or not planning to come home just shoot me a text so I don't wait up
_ Privacy is king, put a sock on the door or a tie on the door if you're with company
- I'm the only one here that uses their bladder so the restroom is mine / my responsibility first but you're welcome to use it whenever you want to provided I don't need it. There's only one

everything else is fair game. sound good?

[angeloffriyay]

I didn't realize you were this easy. What do you get out of this, apart from getting to stay out of jail?

1) Wouldn't dream of it. Unless you need help remodeling it. Then I could maybe hold a brush and watch you work. :>

2) Oh, would you worry?

3) What if my company wears neither socks nor ties?

4) Might take some overly long baths sometimes. I happen to enjoy them. Or if I choose to have a casket of wine. I will then let you know. ;>

I wonder if I forgot something.

Maybe:
- I trust you to have my back as I will have yours. You can pray to me if you need me, which I will hear but since my wings aren't fit for flight anymore I will need some time to get to you the human way.
- I would like to get to know you and become 'friends' if possible.
- Please notify me should anything happen (arrest etc.) and I will of course do the same.
- We can help each other out, should we be in danger of not meeting the quota. Just ... if that is of interest to you.

Do you have any notes on my notes? :)

[mulletrock]

Not having to worry about contracts or you half the time because you're a dynamo in a nicely wrapped package for starters.

1. I don't think we're allowed to remodel.

2. I'm not a monster and this place doesn't make it easy on us. Of course, I would.

3. There's the belt, bra, or underwear combo. Make use of the common sense side of it.

4. If you give me advance there won't be any problems.

Those notes all work for me, some of that goes without saying.

[angeloffriyay]

A dynamo? In a nicely wrapped package? Do lines like this work on anyone? Be honest.
I am sturdy at least, so you aren't wrong about not having to worry too much. What about the other half of the time, though?

1. A pity.

2. Thank you. Not a lot of people care about others who are (almost) perfect strangers to them.

3. Or just stick to my room?

4. It would be a hardship for you to stumble in on that, surely. Bodily functions don't bother me.

It should, but then again one can never assume. People - their expectations and experiences - are very different.

[mulletrock]

OK. Yes, they do. Second, it was an actual compliment and not a pick-up line, just so we're clear.

Just because they don't bother you doesn't mean that it won't bother me to have to do it in front of you.

That's true.

[angeloffriyay]

I am sure who is delivering them does matter. Thank you in that case.

You humans are strange. So embarrassed about your bodies and what all of them have to do.
But whatever you are comfortable with.

[mulletrock]

It's not embarrassment, it's peace of mind.